another episode of "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong..."

You know how in those Harry Potter books it's said that Muggles shouldn't try practicing witchcraft? in the same fashion, I'm gonna give you THREE reasons why Asians should NEVER touch hip-hop. Oh yeah, THREE is all that I need indeed.

exhibit A. (from Japan)
They're called Teriyaki Boyz, consisted of kids from Rip Slyme & m-flo, and fronted by Nigo, the man behind A Bathing Ape...
I did get caught in the hype and copped their album BEEF or CHICKEN when it hit the shelves last year, and it was STRAIGHT UP TRASH!!! (if fact, I just deleted the LP off my i-Pod, that's how shitty the album was!!!) It was 3100 yen down the toilet...

dare you to try...
"超Large Feat. Pharrell" - Teriyaki Boyz
from BEEF or CHICKEN (when it really is only garbage, I mean, even the Neptunes can't save them...)

exhibit B. (from Hong Kong)
I heard this dude is getting one of his upcoming LPs produced by Kanye...
well, obviously Kanye's been too busy partying around than spending 1.5 minute of his life to watch this:

or even worse, this:

oh hell no, you call yourself GANGSTA???

and for real, what is it that you wanna say in this?


Exhibit C. (from Taiwan)I really have no clue who this sad sap is, but he comes real close to the dozens that I saw at the Black Eyed Peas concert...

this is what it's like when keepin' it real GOES WRONG...


you ain't never see me in no Tim Boots...
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